And also, because it bears saying before you all say it for me: I know. I'm looking pretty fucking rough.
My theory is it's God punishing me for my complete lack of sincerity by taking it out on my face.
Before we go, how about a nice picture to remind everyone how attractive I am?
Secret: I don't give a fuck who you donate your money to as long as you think I'm cute.
t.
3 comments:
If I pay your movie ticket, will you go see the new twilight movie and do a number on it?
Careful, your vanity is showing.
a) I've already seen the new Twilight and God I wish I'd seen your offer to comp my ticket.
b) I have absolutely no idea to what you refer.
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