Shitty Commercial: Me, with singing.

On the bright side, I'm much more present in this one, and much cuter. Truly I have re-enacted Brett's switch from invisible-and-possibly-gay Anderson Cooper soundalike to glorious positivity magnet. Also I cuss in what is ostensibly a holiday spot. So really, there's something for everyone.

Consider this my gift to the sorry lot of you. (There's more footage of me kicking around out there; if I find it, I'll post it here.)

Happy holidays!

t.